Friday, October 5, 2007

where not to keep your library card

in your shoe! do not ask me to reserve books for you and then pull your library card out of your shoe (while NOT wearing socks) and then hand it to me. that is SO gross.
after i grabbed the card by the corners and reserved a book for her, i found her with a small dog by the computers. the dog was escaping from her purse which was on the floor. i told her there are no dogs allowed in the library and she explained, "oh no, he's just in my purse."

1 comment:

*Bitch Cakes* said...

First of all, I don't know how you deal with the general public. I hope you get hazard pay. Secondly- wouldn't the transitive property apply here?

1) Your dog is in your purse.
2) Your purse is in the library.
3) Therefore, YOUR DOG IS IN THE LIBRARY YOU STUPID WHORE!