Thursday, August 28, 2008

i've been had

a woman just called ... she sounded a bit insane.
she asked me if we had any books on porn.
i said "i doubt it," but promised to look it up.
surely, pornography is a topic that has been written about once or twice.
she said "that would be really helpful!"
but before i even yielded any search results
she laughed and hung up on me.
if someone can ask for books about licensing an adult business
why should i assume a woman looking for books on porn would be any less serious?

2 comments:

*Bitch Cakes* said...

Don't take it personally, Ms Dewey Decimal. You did the right thing- I would have taken the request at face value too. The caller was obviously not mature and professional, like you and me.

fifi said...

At least she didn't ask for Harry Balsac.