libraries are boring places for boring people like me

at least, that's what a drunken homeless man told me when i yelled at him for singing in the library. "don't worry about it," he told me, "it's okay." i could hear him singing before he even entered the library. "no, it's not okay ... STOP SINGING!" then he locked himself in the bathroom and began belting out what i can only assume will one day be his off-key masterpiece. then i pounded on the door and yelled such phrases as "you need to leave this building NOW!" .... typical saturday stuff, you know the rest i'm sure.