Friday, April 13, 2007

tomorrow ... today!

"We offer adult, young adult, and children's collections of books, videos, books-on-tape, CDs, and DVDs, and a modern auditorium, available for community group meetings and library programs."
i would like to take a moment to tell you of the marvels of our modern auditorium. our auditorium has a reel-to-reel projector, one of those TVs on a tall stand, and a VCR. we may or may not have a podium. we don't need a DVD player, a digital projector, wifi access, comfortable seating, or a carpet free from large mysterious stains. nah, not in our modern auditorium. i tell you, stepping into our modern's kind of like stepping into the future. assuming, of course, that the future will be taking place in 1983.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

we have a DVD player!