beware of places with "far" in the name

it took me one hour and forty-five minutes to get home from stupid far rockaway. did i tell you? well, now you know. and it was SO cold i had to stop and buy a cappucino and heart-shaped cookies, which i gave to my man before he went to cleveland, which is also very stupid and far. but this leads me to my question ... which is the quicker trip: going to cleveland or going to far rockaway? only time will tell.