more zany chair bloopers

1. i am sitting at the children's desk and i hear a ruckus ... things falling and clattering and whatnot. i look over to see a 10 year old boy on the ground next to an overturned chair. i asked what happened and he said, "i tripped over the chair. i didn't see it there." obviously he didn't spot it because it is so minuscule.

2. again, sitting at the children's desk and i hear a ruckus ... i look up to see an 11 year old girl on the floor in front of the computer station. i ask what happened and she said, "i feel off this damned chair." she then went on to imply that the chairs were not only small, but extra slippery.