Wednesday, September 26, 2007

why i will never reproduce

half the floor is covered in sunflower seeds
the other half is covered with broken crackers which are slowly being ground into our new rug
there's no eating in here
kicked out a girl for repeated shouting
kicked out a girl for throwing things
kicked out a mentally handicapped boy for hitting kids
yelled in an authoritative voice i didn't know i had
kicked out the mentally handicapped boy when he came back and hid behind the computers
used the phrase, "you think that's funny?!"

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