greetings beldar

ok, this may rival comb-up rockabilly donald trump ... there is a woman standing in front of me, her hair is slicked as if it might be combed back into a bun. but instead of being slicked back, it's slicked striaght upwards. and instead of creating a circular bun, the hair is carefully crafter into a sleek cone of hair atop her hair. it is really something to behold.