irony

here's an email i got from my landlord regarding my complaints about techno asshole:
Hi,
I’ve spoken to your downstairs neighbor about the loud music; he said he will take it into consideration and not play so loud music but he said I should attention to you that you shouldn’t make loud noise at night. Please be aware that making loud noise is not permitted.
Thank you,
Waterfront Management

please note three things:
1. he will only "take it into consideration" to not be the most inconsiderate asshole on the planet
2. we have "waterfront" management, yet we are in no way near water. in fact we have a view of the BQE on-ramp
3. apparently, i make "loud noise at night." get your mind out of the gutter. trust me, there's none of that going on in this apartment. not in the slightest.
4. i am still in starbucks not working on my novel (okay, that's 4 things)