Monday, March 3, 2008

have you met Stolman?

i have this fabulous fabulous closet system which i purchased from ikea several years ago. it is an intricate system of tension poles and bars which create a closet type structure. i love it. but unfortunately, since disassembling yesterday i seem to be struck with some sort of amnesia in regards to putting it back together. but miss dewey decimal, how did you ever install this thing in the first place? well that is the problem. the last two apartments i lived in i had my ex install it. he was quite useful when it came to these types of things. now, he is very keen to be friends with me, and had i not told him to "f#@% off" the last time he extended me a cordial greeting, maybe i could call him and ask him to help me install this. but alas, i did in fact tell him to f@$% off (i believe i said, to be exact, f@#$ off poly). and of course the instructions on the internet seem to be for a different model than the one i have, and the nice woman on the ikea help line was also unable to assist me. any ideas? anyone know how to put this together?

1 comment:

*Bitch Cakes* said...

ummmm Good luck with that Ms Dewey Decimal!

And congrats on the new place. I hope you had a stress free move! Can't wait to see your new digs.